“Come with me by yourselves to a quiet place and get some rest,” Jesus said.
Peter was the first to nod. “Okay Google/Alexa/Siri, define rest.”
“Sure, according to Merriam-Webster, rest is a bodily state characterized by minimal functional and metabolic activities or, alternatively, peace of mind or spirit.”
“Gotcha, thanks,” Thomas said. “So Google/Alexa/Siri, where can we find rest?”
“There are eight hotels within five miles of your location. Would you like me to book a reservation?”
“Sure. Guys, how many rooms should we get?” Philip asked. “Do you think they have a pool?”
No, no, that did not happen in the Bible. Thankfully.